Crowned "University" Sweater
  • Crowned "University" Sweater

Crowned "University" Sweater

Comfy Sweater to keep you warm when roaming the halls of the Crowned University. (of course, no such place exists. We'd be terrible teachers.....) • 100% cotton face • 65% cotton, 35% polyester • Side-seamed construction • Read more

Comfy Sweater to keep you warm when roaming the halls of the Crowned University. (of course, no such place exists. We'd be terrible teachers.....)

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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$40.00
Crowned "University" Mens Long Sleeve
  • Crowned "University" Mens Long Sleeve

Crowned "University" Mens Long Sleeve

Men's fit style shirt. For those young college kids!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders

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$25.00
Crowned "University" Women's Long Sleeve
  • Crowned "University" Women's Long Sleeve

Crowned "University" Women's Long Sleeve

All the University gals, this one is for you!

• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

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Crowned "University" Mug
  • Crowned "University" Mug
  • Crowned "University" Mug

Crowned "University" Mug

Perfect mug for siippin' on Gin and Juice!

TWO SIZES:
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85"
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7"
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

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$10.00
Crowned "University" Teddums The Bear
  • Crowned "University" Teddums The Bear

Crowned "University" Teddums The Bear

Get your snuggle on with this cute little bear. Teddums The Bear: • Made from polyester fiber • Weight: 9.21 oz • Measures 9.5 inches (sitting down) T-shirt: • 100% polyester Disclaimer: This product is not suitable for Read more

Get your snuggle on with this cute little bear.

Teddums The Bear:
• Made from polyester fiber
• Weight: 9.21 oz
• Measures 9.5 inches (sitting down)
T-shirt:
• 100% polyester

Disclaimer: This product is not suitable for children under 3 years of age.

Important: This product is available in the US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.

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The Crowned San Antonio GTA Poster
  • The Crowned San Antonio GTA Poster

The Crowned San Antonio GTA Poster

Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Hang The Crowned up in your room!

• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• 12″ × 18″

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$25.00
The Crowned San Antonio GTA Throw Blanket
  • The Crowned San Antonio GTA Throw Blanket

The Crowned San Antonio GTA Throw Blanket

Needing to cause some mayhem and mischief under the blankets? Do it with our GTA themed blanket! Throw blanket to make your snuggle time look gangster AF!

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Not jizz retardant
• Flame retardant

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$79.99
The Crowned Fitted Men's T-Shirt
  • The Crowned Fitted Men's T-Shirt

The Crowned Fitted Men's T-Shirt

"The Crowned" ONLY! So you can wear this one in public. No profanity! : P

• 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Fitted

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Mens 10 Year Crowned Shirt
  • Mens 10 Year Crowned Shirt

Mens 10 Year Crowned Shirt

10 Years of The Crowned!! Celebrate with this t-shirt! Men's sizes.

• Relaxed fit
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

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Women's 10 Year Crowned Shirt
  • Women's 10 Year Crowned Shirt

Women's 10 Year Crowned Shirt

Celebrate 10 Years of The Crowned!! Woman's t-shirt v-neck!

• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves

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Unisex Crowned T-Shirt (Sleeve Text)
  • Unisex Crowned T-Shirt (Sleeve Text)

Unisex Crowned T-Shirt (Sleeve Text)

The Crowned's new logo on a tri-blend fabric fitted look shirt. Unisex for mutual pleasure. ;)

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit

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$29.00
Unisex Shirt
  • Unisex Shirt

Unisex Shirt

The Crowned classic baseball raglan. Super soft, comfortable, and lightweight. And of course, unisex for mutual pleasure. ;)

• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fine knit jersey
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage

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"Nobody" Hoodie (Front and Back)
  • "Nobody" Hoodie (Front and Back)

"Nobody" Hoodie (Front and Back)

The "Nobody" hoodie. If you know, you know. Front and back text. "Nobody" on the back with the number of people who f*** you like no one else f***s you. ;)

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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Embroidery Crowned Hoodie (Sleeve Text)
  • Embroidery Crowned Hoodie (Sleeve Text)

Embroidery Crowned Hoodie (Sleeve Text)

New Crowned Logo Hoodie with "The Crowned" text on each arm. Stay warm, stay royal.

• 100% cotton
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

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White Crowned Hoodie (Front/Back)
  • White Crowned Hoodie (Front/Back)

White Crowned Hoodie (Front/Back)

Zip Up Hoodie with the new Crowned logo and The Crowned text on the back with the most fitting crown sitting above.

• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets

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Unisex Joggers
  • Unisex Joggers

Unisex Joggers

The Crowned Joggers. Get ready for that mosh-pit or take it slow in your bedroom — these joggers are sure to make you feel comfortable either way. • 60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece • Tapered fit • Lower rise on Read more

The Crowned Joggers. Get ready for that mosh-pit or take it slow in your bedroom — these joggers are sure to make you feel comfortable either way.

• 60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece
• Tapered fit
• Lower rise on the front, longer rise on the backside
• 1×1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery
• Elastic waistband with external drawcord
• Contrast color drawcord and side pockets

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Women's Shorts
  • Women's Shorts

Women's Shorts

The Crowned new logo shorts. Going for a run? A swim? Perhaps both? Well, here's just the product for you! These athletic women's short shorts are so comfy and made from such a versatile fabric that you won't feel out of Read more

The Crowned new logo shorts. Going for a run? A swim? Perhaps both? Well, here's just the product for you! These athletic women's short shorts are so comfy and made from such a versatile fabric that you won't feel out of place at any concert event. And, of course, they have pockets. Need we say more? Grab a pair now!

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets

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Crowned Hat
  • Crowned Hat
  • Crowned Hat

Crowned Hat

The Crowned ball cap. Structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. Adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)

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Premium Crowned Pillow (Front/Back)
  • Premium Crowned Pillow (Front/Back)

Premium Crowned Pillow (Front/Back)

The Crowned new logo soft throw pillow. You already have the "Nobody" blanket, right? Now you need these white pillows to contrast and spice up the bedroom after you're finished reading your bible and not ringing Satan's Read more

The Crowned new logo soft throw pillow. You already have the "Nobody" blanket, right? Now you need these white pillows to contrast and spice up the bedroom after you're finished reading your bible and not ringing Satan's doorbell.

• 100% pre-shrunk polyester case
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (handwash only)

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$25.00
The "Nobody" Blanket
  • The "Nobody" Blanket

The "Nobody" Blanket

The "Nobody" blanket. It sells itself. You know you want it. Just f***ing do it already.

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant

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$99.00

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